September 2011
1 post
Exotic Curiosity
Ever since I first started dating, I always wondered why I couldn’t keep a man around if my life depended on it. I stayed away from playing ‘the game’ and did my best to not be territorial, but it always seemed that these guys would get bored after a few months and leave. I was the perpetual rebound girl that all very unavailable men wanted to taste. A whirlwind of lust and excitement and strange....
October 2010
1 post
the dolphin
Who said online dating was a bad idea? All I knew was, I didn’t end up dead in a ditch and my skin wasn’t cured for a lampshade. In fact, Joe was the best boyfriend I had up until that point. Or my first, either way. Prior to him, I was just a warm hole to stick it in. Guys loved to fuck me, but didn’t think I was worth the trouble of a real relationship.
So breaking up with Joe was a tough...
August 2010
1 post
“so, does that mean she’s flirting with me?”
June 2010
1 post
“she deifies him like the giant, golden cock that he isn’t.”
October 2009
1 post
the random list meme
here’s my not-that-random stuff about me that’s supposed to make me kind of endearing or cute. or maybe not, i don’t really understand the purpose to these lists. probably just another chance to talk about myself. in that case, i’m down. 1. my favorite magazine is esquire. it’s a men’s magazine, but i’m very comfortable with my masculinity. 2. i collect...
September 2009
3 posts
cougar in training
Every time I enter caribou and see my fresh-out-of-high-school barista, and he gets a little giddy to see me, he makes me feel like the cougar I want to be. Walk over to the counter and he does his usual small talk that I mute out because I’m just staring at his lips. Those DSL’s make me wish I had a dick. I look away, make sure I don’t make any eye contact when it’s my turn to speak. Talking...
“it’s a bad idea to listen to feist while watching porn. it’s the...”
men are amazing
Disclaimer: the following are of non-committal, heterosexual encounters. Homosexual and/or monogamous encounters are a different tale to tell.
Men are amazing.
Amazing creatures.
McGuyver-like resourcefulness with whatever’s lying around. Shameless crotch scratching and readjusting. Ability to use a bar of soap as shampoo. Snot rockets. And no matter how experienced they are, they always look...