September 2009
3 posts
cougar in training
Every time I enter caribou and see my fresh-out-of-high-school barista, and he gets a little giddy to see me, he makes me feel like the cougar I want to be. Walk over to the counter and he does his usual small talk that I mute out because I’m just staring at his lips. Those DSL’s make me wish I had a dick. I look away, make sure I don’t make any eye contact when it’s my turn to speak. Talking...
“it’s a bad idea to listen to feist while watching porn. it’s the...”
men are amazing
Disclaimer: the following are of non-committal, heterosexual encounters. Homosexual and/or monogamous encounters are a different tale to tell.
Men are amazing.
Amazing creatures.
McGuyver-like resourcefulness with whatever’s lying around. Shameless crotch scratching and readjusting. Ability to use a bar of soap as shampoo. Snot rockets. And no matter how experienced they are, they always look...